MarJane did a funny!

So we're at the beach yesterday- not looking quite as fancy as the above picture- and my mom can't find her cell phone. She looks everywhere and is worried that she dropped it on the way from the car to the beach. I figure she left it on my kitchen counter or something. So we stop worrying about it and enjoy our lovely day with perfect weather and HUGE waves. When we get back to my house several hours later she looks through her purse- no phone. She looks in the car and trunk- no phone. I grab my cell phone and call her number so that if we can hear it ring maybe we'll find it. It starts ringing- she looks in the car, her purse, beach chair, cooler, trunk- no phone. By this time it has gone to voice mail and stopped ringing. So I call again and walk over to her car to help her look. We can both hear it, but can't see it anywhere. Suddenly, I look at her and ask, "Mom, is the phone in your swim suit?". Her hand goes down the cleavage and what does she find? Her phone!!!!!!!!!! I nearly fell over I was laughing so hard. It had been there for hours and she didn't even know. How you don't feel a cell phone in such a place I don't know, but then I don't really have cleavage either...oh well...we had a great laugh! I love my mom!!!